just for laughs

WIFE:
What would you do if I died?

Would you get married again?

HUSBAND:
Definitely not!

WIFE:
Why not? Don't you like being married?

HUSBAND:
Of course I do.

WIFE:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND:
Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE:
You would? ( …. with a hurtful look on her face)

HUSBAND:
( Makes audible groan )

WIFE:
Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND:
Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE:
Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND:
Where else would we sleep?

WIFE:
Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND:
Probably …. it is still new.

WIFE:
Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND:
That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE:
Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND:
No, she's left-handed.

WIFE:
( ---- Long icy silence ---- )

HUSBAND:
( Shit!! F#*&^%$#@Ck!!! )